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High Priestess & Chariot. Stop Saying Eeewww To Your Parents Having Sex

08 Jan

Oh Cummon!

Seriously, if you say or feel Eeeewwwww thinnking of your parents having sex, you are opening yourself up . . . though missing that one insight of the VERY REASON you are here. Sure, your spirituality and your meditation, sure your wish for everyone to get along.  Cummon! They won’t get along. It’s your job to populate your field with characters that resonate so you don’t have to give a rat’s ass about that and do so MORE. . . and at one and the same time can mind and respect your concern to do your highest good in this world . . . without the Spiritual Elitism of saying or buying in to the bullshit discussions of pop-culture gurus basically saying “I am more evolved than you.”

Well, we can blow that crapola out! Wait, is there a Crapola color in Crayolas? Nope. There Ya go.

WhatEffinEV.  Look!

Look, I have reached enlightenment more than once. It’s not a big deal, really.  Everything simply cascade-opens-up, and guess what . . . you are productive!  Too many times to count, really. The Hanged Man advises to hang out with enlightenment once in a while. When you do, I hear it will leave the light on for Ya. Don’t be afraid to finish things, either. The Hanged Man teaches a consummate, yes, consummate inner feelingsense that his enlightenment is temporary. Well, at least at first, like a first step. Over time The Enlightenment Talent can be systematically made, put together, AS a developed ability. Talents are innate, are inner inheritances you are pretty much born with. Ability is developed. What’s YOUR bliscipline (blissipline ?) to get the awesome cadence of YOUR steps doing Your thang OUR way?

If

If . . . what’s up with people who attempt to use sex as a weapon? What’s up with people who make sex into a big deal, when it may very well be the biggest deal and deal-breaker of them all. The French call orgasm le petit morte, the little death. Ancient Egyptians might have had this breath-as-prayer natural sense and feeling about it, too. How is that a natural whatever-whichever-what? Cummon. Don’t let your resentment build spikey fences with glass on top. That looks like trash, and when you relax . . . they’ll still be there like anti-gargoyles.

Thank

THANK the very act that brought you here. Even if you chose your parents and reparented and yah dee yah dee la la lost-in-too-much alleged reasoning land . . . STOP.  Thank . . . you parents . . . for the very act . . . that brought you here.

Orgasm is a great way to say thanks. Heck, the High Priestess heard that the Knight was the consort of the Queen, and they are Romper Roomin’ it as we speak. Just hope you can enjoy that scene in Delicatessan rather than it being a trigger. WHAT? You don’t know that scene?  I’ll fix THAT for a laugh. 🙂

Oh, by the way

Existentialism is like French without the passion. Do yourself a favor, and pull a couple of cards. Let them go on a first date. Heck, let ’em do what YOU feel they do.  Some pairs may hop right in the sack and only see the light when they need to dial for delivery. Then of course that initial cycle of limerence will come to a close, and they will take another first step.

The first step is yours. The first step is always yours. I hear the Universe and the Yoniverse tend to dig people steppin’ . . . the way you do.

How

How does your Yonk enter the Yoniverse or Your Yoniverse like Yonk? If you say Yonk, then Yoniverse is your context? If you say Yoniverse, then Yonk is your impetus?  Nevermind the clear and present gender references. You know better. You know you will interpret this any way that suits YOUR fancy. That’s your job in fact. Rather than comment here, go do something for yourself. Don’t make it a treat. Make it like breath.

Instead

Instead of that sounding limiting, what’s the feeling you get from Your Ankh Activities?  Maybe it’s not sex, so . . . what gives you feelings of everlasting life to invigorate you WHILE you are living? Enlightenment may come at the end.  Though like any purple-haired ecentric firecracker of a person . . . it takes decades of practice.  Oh, and puEFFINleeeeezzzzz . . . no comments about how you have done or are doing the work. Ya might as well go back to age 4 standing on the diving board with, “Look . . .loooooook . . . LOOK! Watch me dive.”  If you do, please take pictures.

Don’t

Don’t make life’s joys a treat, ’cause if you do, I gather life will also always be a treat with an H . . . a tHreat . . . like eeewwwww in regards to your parents having sex. Two old wrinkly people going at it is not some Carnivale sideshow act. They’re aLIVE! They’ll probably both flip you off if you stumble onto them . . . you hope. Close the curtain before they ask you to. It’s your life Ya know? lol

Make life and enlightenment and sex and/or whatever you do like breath. DO IT! . . . and take a Chakra Test from Carol Tuttle while you’re at it. Oh cummon. Google it. Has your iDevice enslaved you SO much that your fingers are broken?  With the above, I certainly hope not.

I wonder

I wonder how I will further open up and develop this area of thought over time.

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Posted by on January 8, 2013 in Card Cameos, Card Curiosities, The Mystery

 

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No Negative Thinking? Oh Cummon. PuhhLEEZ. ;-)

02 Jan
No Negative Thinking? Oh Cummon. PuhhLEEZ. ;-)

And, yes I DO capitalize my prepositions and articles in title. Call it the Jordan Hoggard Style Manual. I don’t live in Chicago.  So, . . . when dangling, watch your participles.

Rather Than Worrying

Rather than worrying about changing your negative thinking, look for your workablity and chaff off the rest without a thought. Find the wheat of your situations, and knead some dough, bake some healthy bread experiences.

Psychic Synapse present as the mode of being of the brain? Oh,

that wonderfully magical twilight dusk-n-dawn bridge of the space between where a comfortability with the not knowing, even for a shooting star of the jump moment, refreshingly bridges each moment into the next. Heck, go step by step like IV The Emperor, and you realign the pace and direction of the whole system in a single step. Trains don’t turn on a dime, though IV The Emperor is not a train is he, huh? Step tap TURN bayBEE! Why? ‘Cause that Emperor’s horse lying down and turning into a tree while taking him inside like a horsey submarine plane thingee is COOL! Scenic overlook not in a mile, it’s HERE! Turn!  Oh darn! What’s this? This isn’t about the title of this blog. LOL

No Negative Thinking?

Oh cummon trying to stop the weather washing through. Cummon always bannering “No negative thinking.” Like you can stop the weather. It’s not that it’s not good, or that it is bad. Never fear, there is always psychic weather and things and triggers and this and that that are beyond any control anyone has that will wash that Psychic Gray right back INto your hair. Can you learn to raise a single eyebrow and not be upset? . . . as the weather . . . washes through. It always washes through. It’s like living in Psychic Traffic.  Sometimes dodging and weaving is advisable. And, the occasional DUCK!  When synchonicity starts to become more the norm, though, not wasting the problem can begin to make you Psychicly Responsible?

Personally, I Look For Workability

Personally, I simply look for workability.  Regardless, I look for workability.  And, by “looking for” that may simply mean I begin to resonate with something, even a tiny facet . . . which if microscope-telescoped . . . there is a whole world in that facet. If there’s none, I let the weather wash through. My view on workability is similar to my technique of Essencing A Tarot Card. Take XVI The Tower for instance. Strike the power-adjectives of good and bad from your Reading at first, and rather than, “DAYum, not THAT card!,” XVI The Tower can simply become “world altering.” That’s not good or bad, and it could essence-resonate with you as some other thing than “world altering.” All similar, each unique ya know?

Once The Drip-Dropped Food Coloring . . . recycles, is trashed, or influences

Once the drip-dropped food coloring drop of world altering (or, insert your essenced essence of the card . . . which may cycle through various essences in different readings) cascades throughout your already-personalized Psychic Water . . . and yes, that “already-personalized Psychic Water” may full well indicate that searching for truth is a timesink of a philosophical narcissism kind of distraction.

Finding Waldo

Finding Waldo is about as far as one need stretch to realize that effectiveness and creativity may in fact reside in the muscles, in each cell, and that by working in a discipline of a ritual, or simply regularly, amazing things tend to drop out like you in your process are your own Psych Postperson delivering to your various process-point mailboxes.  Ok, to finish the 1st sentence of this paragraph: Once the drip-dropped food coloring drop of world altering cascades throughout your already-personalized Psychic Water . . . dare I say, cascades through . . . drum roll . . . YOU . . . How are you influenced? Or, are you even influenced at all? Can you only recycle the #1 and #2 Psychic HDPE’s? What’s trash or illusion? What’s treasure?

Oh, THERE He Is!

One person’s illusion can certainly be another’s magic carpet.
Have a day!  And, make it great if you want to cascade that through your essence.

Rolling My Eyes At As Above, So Below

As Above, So Below?  My rumpus!  Knock over your microscope and telescope crutches and simply shift focus and redirect scale from your Inner-State Highways. Friggin SEE how YOU were rockin’ly born to see. Do something about it. The world wants to hear. Well, at least I do!  Why am I rolling my eyes at “As Above, So Below”? ‘Cause is bush league dualism, a strangely deceptive way (to many) to describe the multiplicity of states of a single thing.  I’d rather say “antinomy” with its integrated opposites that make syzigy look like a 2 of Pents tennis ball in a rally in one tennis match.

Oh, that means As Above, So Below isn’t bs, huh? I feel there is an educated symmetry going on, though, rather than being synonyms. What is educated symmetry? Educated symmetry is something I coined years back in architecture to express the relationship of two non-identical things placed in an exact mirror of a position to one another across an axis. Now I’m thinking it makes a great datum-diagram to spin off of for interpersonal relationships. Oh, I included that here . . . ’cause it’s not negative. Non sequiturs make the world go ’round.

What cards come to mind for you, here?

Rather Than Worrying

Rather than worrying about changing your negative thinking, look for your workablity and chaff off the rest without a thought. Find the wheat of your situations, and knead some dough, bake some healthy bread experiences.

I wonder

I wonder how I will further develop this area of thought over time.

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Tarot in the Land of Mystereum.  Open up your signed set and see!

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All Similar, Each Unique.

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Posted by on January 2, 2013 in Card Cameos, Card Curiosities, The Mystery

 

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The Alleged Bullshit Of Adversity

02 Jan

The Alleged Bullshit Of Adversity

Never hold your grace hostage. Your inhibitions will gladly cloak its location for you. Don’t waste the effort. Open up to your grace. Odds are it’s already there. Discover yourself more sacredly and profanely and mundanely and the largeness of you this way.

Nothing Is Small

And, yes I DO capitalize my prepositions and articles in title. Call it the Jordan Hoggard Style Manual. I don;t live in Chicago.  So, . . .

Nothing is small. Nothing is large. Look through the microscope. Look through the telescope. Now, knock over that microscope and telescope. Simply shift focus and redirect your sense of scale naturally as you do when looking through tree branches at something that has caught your attention.

In architecture and structure and design this is done naturally in the process, at least it is for me. Experience your own, personal version of this instantaneously fluid fluency of intuitively-without-effort-or-stats-about-it shifting of focus and redirecting of scale. Lots of functionally interdependent inter-related component parts, huh?

Probably sure, though when something has caught your attention through the branches, none of those words need enter. It’s like the fact that adversity does not build character. It reveals it. Stop listening to the pedantics of the pedants and DO IT. DO IT (WO)MAN!  Duality is as bush league and amateur as it is eye-rolling.

 

Duality Is Bush League And Amateur

Duality is a dissection diagramming something in real time which inherently stops its motion to try and discern something. Call it the Measuring The Electron Principle. Location, Velocity, Direction. Gotta screw up one of them to get info in the electron microscope from the other two? Yep.

 

 

Inner Inheritances. Native Talents Developed Into Abilities

Strange to me, though, that viewing an Eye Of Horus saggital section of the brain stops nothing other than to sidestep-juke any inertia congealed of the above scientific oompaloompaville and induce further interest in the wonderful Psychic Synapse present as the mode of being of the brain. Oh, and while we’re at it, aren’t the arithmetical multiplication tables of B.F. Skinner’s (Radical) Behaviorism simply attempting to replace common sense with some overly-pedantic research stats? And, whyever would I need to do anything other than to CLEP that course?

Oh, and don’t get me wrong. I FULL-ON dig B.F. Skinner. Almost as much as Carl G. Jung, William Blake, Freidrich Nietzche, Julia Morgan, Fred Flintstone (seriously), Harold, Milo, and Chiron.  Most of these links are Wikipedia links. I’d rather not influence you with with where I have already gone with them, and let you start your forays into them your way. If the sluttiness of that doesn’t offend you, take a link-sandbox foray of a field trip  Like in Mystereum, “All similar, each unique.” They’re all like blue jays, except for B.F. Skinner of course, all like blue jays indicating the potential mastery of both sides rather than choosing, . . .though blue jay will teach you, nonetheless, regardless of whether you choose either, both, or my personal fave . . . both-and-neither like the mindbodybeautiful.

Each birth is brilliant in its age.

Isn’t it time you stop dissecting yourself and holding your grace hostage? Inspirational quotes and ultra-cool pics behind can be cool, but Tradition is Way Mo Betta Cool. Stop being writhed in the bait ball of cat pics, inspirational quotes, and squee.  What do YOU think?

Rolling My Eyes At As above, so below

As Above, So Below?  My rumpus!  Knock over your microscope and telescope crutches. Friggin SEE how YOU were rockin’ly born to see. Do something about it. The world wants to hear. Well, at least I do!

What cards come to mind for you, here?

I wonder

I wonder how I will further develop this area of thought over time.

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CAUTION: Mystereum is not microwave or dishwasher safe. Fully Mom-Approved!

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All Similar, Each Unique.

Open Up from your core Mystereum, In Ways Best-Suited to You.

Jordan’s Readings are a Great Value for Holiday Gift Certificates!

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Posted by on January 2, 2013 in Card Cameos, Card Curiosities, The Mystery

 

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The Bicameral Mind of Facebook

30 Dec
The Bicameral Mind of Facebook

The Bicameral Mind of Facebook and Social Media

I left Facebook yesterday. As soon as I clicked to confirm to deactivate my account, an idea came to me. Facebook and social sites in general are like an externalized mind. An unconscious, bicamerally actualized set of sensory stimuli . . . like a not-yet-conscious, ancient Egyptian might be in their hearing voices both internal and external in lieu of differentiating the audibles of these “voices” as thoughts or ideas that one has when internal, as communications when external. And, POOF, I saw the whole of Facebook as one, giant schizophrenic composite of the multiplicity of its mostly non-schizophrenic people making their messages in voice and image . . . with inspirational quotes and squee and cat pictures as the predominant societal glue-nucleus . . . or glucleus to neologically coin a word.

Like the body itself,

like the whole of Facebook, like the ringed temp-fence at Burning Man there is a concretized reference to the alchemical vessel being container and contained at one and the same time. It seems, then, that when consciousness originates within these contexts . . . social media doesn’t do a damn thing for marketing. Social media just creates more social media, and an inbox groaning from the weight. The consciousness directing oneself within it almost has to be both highly aware of and immune to flocking behavior at the same time to . . . awwww, that’s another topic for another swirling bait ball of a day.

Julian Jaynes wrote

The Origins of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind. I now see Facebook as being able to be perceived as a modern case study with itself AS a bicameral mind on the whole of Facebook. Interesting, I now see a visual diagram of the bicameral mind represented in the Tarot in the Land of Mystereum missing center expressed in the 5 of Swords, and an expression of consciousness reified in the young one in the 5 of Wands who sees what no-one else does putting down the Wand to raise up and birth a colorful rainbow of consciousness missed by the 4 bicameral others there. And, the medulla oblongata flower sneaking in to integrate with the bicameral mind of the 5 of Pentacles . . . and the allusion with the magical starfish in the 5 of Cups. The Hierophant V is both in front of and within the Pyramid Mountain with the little alien ship hovering above.

I wonder

I wonder how I will further develop this area of thought over time.

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CAUTION: Mystereum is not microwave or dishwasher safe. Fully Mom-Approved!

In-Person & Phone Readings Available with Jordan:

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“Jordan, You did something other than just the reading or as part of the reading that changed us on the inside. As soon as I read your cards, I felt a weight lifted, a cleansing, healing. I wasn’t angry anymore. I have been calm since then. You have brought a great peace to me. Each of our readings opened us to our own healing in our own way. You did this with such fun, too! We each thank you.“ ~ C.C.

All Similar, Each Unique.

Open Up from your core Mystereum, In Ways Best-Suited to You.

Jordan’s Readings are a Great Value for Holiday Gift Certificates!

Make more room for the good stuff with a Tarot Reading by Jordan

=======================

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Posted by on December 30, 2012 in Card Cameos, Card Curiosities, The Mystery

 

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The Oracle . . . As Career Path

29 Dec
The Oracle . . . As Career Path

Oracle

The Oracle,
always in prescient remembrance presently in presence
and speaking.
Speaking in a higher octave sprout always.
Beyond metaphor,
beyond illusion,
allsusions to magic carpet of Self always.
The Oracle is . . .
the snake his skin shedded,
the snake his skin not missed.
Chaff
from wheat
in the wind.

Look at all Ma pretty new COLOuRS!! . . .
as chaff goes away unspoken,
unspoken in the wind.
And, Oracle speaking in prescient remembrance always,
speaks!

How . . .

were YOU born to see?

Tarot in the Land of Mystereum is

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Readings Available. Great for Gift Certificates!

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12~12~12 The Hanged Man Trinity? Just Another Day?

12 Dec
12~12~12 The Hanged Man Trinity? Just Another Day?

So, today is the only day

where the numbers will line up during our lifetime as 12~12~12. Sure, though not if you are of Yoda stock. There’s a 12~12~12 every 100 years. There seem to be Monday through Friday and the weekend just the same.   Maybe 12~12~12 is a Fred Flintstone YABBA DABBA DOO time! Weeeeeeeee!

Hmmmmm . . . Maybe.

XII in the Tarot is The Hanged Man. Is today an opportunity to celebrate your Inner 3 Kings of Illumination? Or, like any other day, simply another day that ends in “Y”? Heck, all the days end in “y”. Monday. Tuesday. Birthday. Holiday. That’s an AWESOME way to douse the fire on any sucky ones, as it’ll be a WHOLE ‘NOTHER ONE potentially different that ALSO ends in “y” to wash this one away tomorrow. The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout . . .

Notice the rings to hang your idea solar system on.
I introduce you to illumination. Hang out with it once in a while. Like today.
I give you a place of your own to clearly float, fully supported, in your mind.

Inner 3 Kings of Illumination?

What the heck is that?! Are THOSE?!!  Heck if I know! I just made it up today playing off the date ’cause I felt I oughta blog today ’cause, heck, it’s Wednesday for crying out loud!  And, isn’t that what EVERYTHING IS? Play?  Especially the serious stuff?  And, the best comes from expert skill in play from my perspective. You see, I love to get all excited about things, and at one and the same time most things barely tick a single eyebrow to cogitate being raised. At least I have a Nordic regardless-smile that spans full-boat enthusiastic enjoyment all the way over to be the smile of full defiance when turning the other cheek.

So, today,

don’t get all hot n bothered about OH IT’S SO SPECIAL and MISS IT! Do YOUR thang today pretending into your Inner 3 Wise Men of Illumination, and let that set a tone for you tomorrow and to get better and better with each coming day. Just let ’em sing Y y y    y Y y   y y Y in a round. Once you smile or chuckle, get on doing one of your gigs today . . . let ’em invigorate you to put a skip in your own step. Y y y   y Y y  y  y Y  SING IT!  Heck, do the advanced version in a round and do one for each day of the week!  Her, I’ll start it off:

Y y y y y y y, y Y y y y y y . . . Sing it now!

Intensity might simply be your 100% pure and uncut identity, like cacao, chocolate. Bet you’ve got an inner yum for yourself today with 3 Inner Wise Men to brighten and energize and illuminate your day.  Today, have 3 chocolates to feed the Trinity of Your Inner Royalty in Your Royal Court!  Some call it the Higher Self. The Hanged Man’s already got a rope, and today x 3, so weave up some fun! I’m going to read Jack and the Bean Stalk to celebrate.  Harold and the Purple Crayon and Milo with his Phantom Tollbooth took the day off, so I KNOW there’s fun SOMEWHERE to be had. Have a great one!

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Posted by on December 12, 2012 in Card Cameos, The Mystery

 

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The Moon ~ Find Your Inner LunaTic

02 Dec

Lunatic. Luna Tic

Lunatic has roots in the moon, and in the Tarot card The Moon. Visions, illusions, poetry, madness. You were born to see in your own, personal way. Mystereum says this with, “All similar, each unique.”

Ask yourself, “How am I similar to others?”

Ask yourself, “How am I unique and a person all my own?”

Look into these card images, and try this Find My Lunatic Meditation Reading:

NOTE: arrange the cards into a spread shape all your own. This is yours. Make it so!

  1. With The High Priestess’s fully grounded out-of-body experience in this image. . . feel her groundedness as she reaches into the earth and also out into the cosmos inside her and about her as she brings form to the formless. Meditate on her with this statement, “All similar, each unique. How do I naturally bring together similar and unique qualities in myself?”
  2. With the 6 of Wands’ energies cascading down, visualize the energies that influence you. Look into the 6 of Wands. Look into the image through the portal border with a whole mindbodybeautiful-with-all-of-yourself way into the 6 of Wands. Meditate on this question, “How are you similar to others so you naturally receive the gift of their influence?” How do you resonate with their insights?”
  3. Now, with The Moon in your mind stand up straight and raise your arms in the sun and say out loud, “How am I unique with a rockin’ personality all my own?”
  4. Grab your fave deck and shuffle AFTER you have gone through the 1 2 3 meditation. Pull a card for each the High Priestess, the 6 of Wands, and The Moon. As you turn each one over, ask yourself the same questions. Note how the cards you pull enhance your clarity.
  5. Pull a card to partner with The High Priestess and ask, “All similar, each unique. How do I naturally bring together similar and unique qualities in myself?”
  6. Pull a card to partner with the 6 of Wands and ask yourself, “How do you resonate with their insights?”
  7. Pull a card to go with The Moon and ask out loud, “How am I unique with a rockin’ personality all my own?”
  8. Visualize your whole reading like your own, personal solar system. Pull one card as your Idea Solar System Partner, and ask, How do I dance with Thee?”

Best to some cool and rockin’ breathing room of clarity for you.  

Intensity might simply be your 100% pure and undiluted Full Moon of identity. Like cacao. Like chocolate. Bet you’ve got an inner yum for yourself with your power to illuminate and energize the cycles of your days. Waxing? Waning? Full? New? Thinking of your Moon in your Astro Chart,

What’s YOUR Inner LunaTic? What laughter makes your Luna Tick?

XVIII The Moon

vision, genius, madness, poetry, illumination from unseen sources, powerfully intense reflection

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Posted by on December 2, 2012 in Card Cameos, The Mystery

 

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Tarot Tarot on the Wall . . .Time to Re-order Your Baktunacus!

30 Nov

Ding Ding, why all this Pavlovian drool and thoughts of new shoes and then to the bar? Where ma sugarplums?!! OH, it’s the bs-no-celestial-value-commercialism getting me to wonder where the hoopla and party is rather than getting quiet enough to hear when it is and THEN make my noise.

 

The End of the World OH NO Mr. Bill! Better re-order a Baktunacus Wheel

‘Cause . . . When I get my view of the Dec 21st 2012 gig down to the brass tacks (such a great upholstery finishing metaphor for the fabric of the universe) of what I really feel about 12 21 12 . . . besides that the last glyph on the Mayan Calendar should be translated “Time to re-order your Baktunacus Wheel” — GEEZ, they ONLY had so much room + Why do people call ancient people primitive and then discount them until superstition crosses their path and then POOF the ancients are SOOOOO wise lol — so, I’ll re-order my Baktunacus Wheel and then wander and wonder about . . .

Pulsation and Breath

I feel the pulsation of the universe, its hummingbird shortform heartbeats, its bassy Om-ee resonance almost so big and so there you can’t sense it unless you are quiet enough to feel . . . This 25,000 plus-minus year (88 baktun) cycle feels to be one, whole Universe breath. 12,500 years of an inhale with a top of breath fluid fluency of never coming to a stop at apogee but flowing its ever-slowing ebb to round the top-of-breath-apogee to become the 12,500 years of an exhale moving across its 12,500 years to the apogee of the bottom of the breath . . . with Ice Age perigees in between?

My main question

My main question in light of this, my mist crucial 2 of Pentacles connection is . . . minusing the forces of orbit-curve-forward travel to brace against during apogee which keeping it stable in its orientation while spinning like a top, does the earth’s wobble become flippably unstable for a brief (say 4 to 24 hours)? And, if it’s an exhale, it is a yang-y yin of a forceful heavy sigh or a yin-y yang of a soft and slowly continuous inhale . . . and at the apogee do the spinning earth’s poles flip along the orbit creating a tracing of the lemiscate (infinity) symbol. And, if so, what a RIDE of seismic undertow that would be!

12 21 12 is itself a lemniscate 2 of Pentacles flipping back and forth

So, is Dec 21 12 a perigee inhale or exhale? Smooth exhale/inhale or forceful sigh or quick nasal hypoventilation . . . or a single top/bottom of the breath even slower through the pass(age) passing an age, an epoch . . . and, if there is a black hole at the Galactic Center, at apogee (farthest away) it would magnetically pull less of the sun’s light and heat and explain the higher volcanic activity balancing the change into warming the globe . . . and at perigee (closest to) it would pull more of the sun’s heat and light and consequently induce Ice Age conditions.

What cards do you see running in alignment or synchronized?

I see The World with the most crucial connections exposed as obviously as upholstery buttons at Wheel cycles of the apogee and perigee of our solar system around the Galactic Center leading to the Minor-Major Yin Mother of All Worlds . . . the exhale softening the body dropping the shoulders . . . to scribe a new World from scratch. Oh, don’t be so sensationalist. “From scratch” doesn’t mean I am saying I believe the world as we know it is going to end. I bake from scratch in my kitchen most mornings scribing a new meal into the new world of each day . . . and I don’t have build a new kitchen each time. Then again, I could be wrong. Though, at this scale it might not really matter but for a sec or so.

I like the Both And of 12 21 12 and Winter Solstice. What cards do you see running in alignment or synchronized like clock gears with 12 21 12 and / or Winter Solstice?

 

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Posted by on November 30, 2012 in Card Cameos, The Mystery

 

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Tarot. Women & Men. Chess & Checkers. King Me, Matey! Arrrgggg

24 Nov
Tarot. Women & Men. Chess & Checkers. King Me, Matey! Arrrgggg

“Discretion is the better part of valor.” Common paraphrasing of Falstaff’s ‘The better part of valour is discretion; in the which better part I have saved my life.’ from Shakespeare’s Henry IV, Part One, 1596

Discretion IS

the better part of valor. Valor is very yang-y, very male. Valor could be bluster. Could be glory. I don’t see a woman creating discretion, though, much less it being valor’s better part. How could it be? It’s too much an attempt-at-strategy yangy-y. Women are strategists. Men, the emotional ones. Is there a coded statement in Shakespeare? Yea, duh, right? Still, women wouldn’t have created discretion. They may touch your shoulder and secretly lift a finger and their gaze . . . but, discretion? They couldn’t have created it. They don’t need it. Women can use a comma or a look instead while they unwaveringly stick to the point.

Really?

You don’t believe it? Or, do you simply not want to hear it? It’s just an observation. Why the rise? Girls justa wanta have fun. Thanks, Cindy Lauper (Willie Nelson, songwriter). Boysa justa wanna play.

Look. Women talk to each other. SaWEET!

They tell each other everything! Oh, saweet or not so sweet?  Well, mostly yes. Depends on you, huh? Men try to keep the advantage. They attempt to. These are not mysaginyst’s statements. They are simply observations. Heck, being discreet would be the only way to maintain valor and shine gloriously, huh? Or, at least stay off the front of the tabloids . . . at least for a little while. lol You can of course also simply do what you say you will, or mean what you say . . . I like that. It’s not discretion, though. Doesn’t seem anything other than irony to others most times. In fact I must be downright lie-ing, must be hiding something if I say something so clearly and simply. I laugh that over the years I can look back, and being too honest, or honest to a fault, I gave up my advantage. Maybe that’s why I resonate with community service. To help others out. It feels right.

Oh cummon,

women are strategists. They aren’t all mysterious n stuff. Guys, this is for you. Women aren’t mysterious. That’s just what you have to tell yourself to cover that no matter what you do they, like in chess, still move, they still check their mate, or at least move in response. That women are mysterious is just what many have told themselves to cover for none of their male reasons to figure them out actually working. And, go figure. Women move, like in they respond like in dance. WOO HOO! SOMEbody’s alive around here. I sometimes wonder if many a man has looked at Medusa with his emotions. Turned to stone. What’s up with that? Time to call the sculptor. . . or, break the mold! WhatdaYa feel DOODS?! Gotta start somewhere. Then, you can get good at expressing your emotions. Maybe there discretion is to be learned?

The First Tea Party

Women are strategists from the first dang tea party where they kick out the 3rd girl. Always kick out the 3rd girl. It seems constant that 3rd girl getting the boot. Always kick out the 3rd little girl without even a substance of a reason . . . just something like, “You need to go and think about what you have done!” Tail between her legs scared to there by Alpha Girrul, the 5-year old superheroine strategist. Tail between her legs the 3rd girrul goes and tries to brood, though with nothing to brood, no substance, only a false sense of shame or guilt as she must have done something wrong. Alpha Girrul said so. It must be true, right? Nope. Alpha Girrul simply started to feel overloaded a bit and naturally dumped the drag on her system. She didn’t wait for the right time, when  . . . well, it would have been too late and not apropo(s).

Hoopy?

Full-on hullaballoo, that women are strategists?  Think about it. 2 little boys will play and play. A 3rd one steps into the play. The more the merrier, huh? And, they will play and play. They will play and play until they all overload in a hyper-tired ball of tears.

Then comes the socialization trickster working its darnedest to get them to forget these innate qualities. These aren’t mysaginist statements. This is where balance comes in. Can’t have good and solid and substantial strategies without feelings born of emotions steering them. Can’t have the rubber of emotions meet the road if there is no structure or strategy to place them and give them reason. Should those be interrogative statements? Neh. Someone this week finally discerned what it was that the Queen of pentacles’ throne is planted on. The base of The High Priestess. And, noticing, “What up with the sides of the throne, Jordan?” Look at the purple and gold. Look at Judgment’s unfurled wing extended. The Queen of Pentacles’ throne sits upon The High Priestess’ fully grounded out-of-body whole-Self mode of being, she the HP who gives form to the formless.

You say men are from Mars and women are from Venus? PuhhhLEEZ! I SO laugh at that statement. I laugh it off with . . .

Men are from Mars, women from Venus, and right in between is a big ole . . . place called earth.  What?! You thought I was going to say “right in between is a big ole . . .” what?! Ahh, get your mind out of the gutter. That’s my job. I’m a guy.

The Queen of Pentacles’

throne sits upon the HP’s giving form to the formless, resting the concept of perennial in the Q of P, the Q of P’s throne sitting season after season perennially rebirthing her naturalized garden with Judgment’s unfurled wing furled bringing resurrection to furl forth within.

Why else would the Magician first-spark like a shooting star from his wonderfully intense focus? I’ll tell ya . . . he didn’t learn THAT from another guy. In comes the High Priestess to evolve him so his formless focus is given form and direction, so he can use his wand mo betta.

I grew up

I grew up in the South, and I love strong strategy. I love that men may have made policy for years and years, but I always liked the balanced notion that some matron probably most times secretly strolled into the Senators’ backroom poker respite playtime to say, “Ok boys, here’s what policy you’re going to make this year. . . .”

The Q of P and the HP have time for checkers. Make time for her chess.

Men play checkers.  Women play chess.  King me.

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Posted by on November 24, 2012 in Card Cameos, The Mystery

 

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Cards are Alive! The Book is Phenomenal!

11 Nov

Mystereum described as, “The cards are alive! The book is phenomenal!“

“I’ve used Mystereum daily for 6 months.  Its effects were immediate.  Put a kick in my Tarot step and opened up my reading flow even more!” ~ K.S.

“Surprisingly great for men and Shadow Work. What a combo. It was all fun and games I thought. . . just all bright and bold and happy dappy with cards telling stories until . . . WOW, this deck really means business! Higher octave Yang doesn’t cover it.  Plus, just cherrypicking off the Imagination Tools from the book gives my clients exploration homework they are finding invaluable.  This deck isn’t hard, it just means business time after time. HECK!, my readings are all similar, each unique. But now, even better with Mystereum! Priceless.” ~ J.R.

“Pricey? Mystereum? Geez. The time alone I save now by using Mystereum far exceeds its price. I almost want to tip him after every reading I do. These cards really speak. They are alive straight out of the box! If cards could have legs . . . ha! These cards take you places. I just have to watch my clients, lol. They want to keep them.” ~ K.S.

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Tarot in the Land of Mystereum is

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