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Gemini: May 21 – June 20 ~ 9 of Pentacles
overlaps, finery, naturalized
Well Well, aren’t YOU the crux of dynamic solidity this week? Don’t piss it away. A week is only 7 days, and the rest of your life? Priceless. Envision your own 30-second Mastercard commercial. Then, DO IT this week. You won’t finish by any means, though you will be well on your way.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22 ~ 3 of Cups
celebration, dancing, play
Ahhhhh, cummmonnnn! “WTF with you not being the center of attention this week?,” you may think. Just get together with friends and laugh after your work is done every single day this week. The stars are begging me to tell you you need it. So, you need it! Look around. Are you irritated? Well, that is probably a great indicator that you are pissing everyone off as you tend to fill your tanks with responses to your actions. Just stop it! Chillax. Rome wasn’t built in a day, though you may just bring it to ruins in the coming week if you don’t check your neediness. Chillax. You’ll get what you need as the week comes to a close.
Leo: July 23 – August 22 ~ 8 of Pentacles
exquisite work, a completion point like the top of bottom of the breath of an action, magical twilight space between
Your discipline of the ritual to always get people to tell you how much you shine will get in the way this week. Like a cosmic practical joke, the Universe put a mirror in front of you. Better get some shades, or tone it down a notch. It’ll be a great week… if you don’t burn your own eyes out. Narcissus has nothing on you. It is not advised to look at your reflection in water, either.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22 ~ Queen of Swords
shrewdness, exact statements, clear opinions, no bullpoopy
It’s a No-BS week for you. Don’t play your normal and methodical games ’cause you drew the short straw for the week. You may even bore even you this week doing what you do in your abnormally disciplined ways. Get out of your comfort zone and be direct AND CONCISE. No need to wince when your ideas are as sharp as they are this week. Get to the point and dictate them to the Universe pronto. You’re not going to get there if you never take the first step. Go ahead, don’t hold your foot up like that. Step. Step. There you go.
Libra: September 23 – October 22 ~ XIII Death
transformation, Phoenix, renewal
Yeah Yeah Yeah. More transformation for you this week. What a PITA, huh?! Will it ever stop?! Speaking of which, learn to touch yourself differently. The way you touch and connect may have recently changed. Don’t miss something new on the scene within or about you that is complete and present and WHILE the transformation is ongoing. You should honor yourself similarly to boot this week all week. Always complete and whole, never finished. Always complete, never finished.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21 ~ 7 of Pentacles
quiet watchfulness, pause, higher sight within an above
Ahhhhhh, you need sex again. Well, you always do, huh? That’s how everyone knows you’re a Scorp. That’s no secret. Do something overly normal like get on top this week. Yes Yes, I am sure you can think of other positions and directions, too, but for once just try something simple will ya? It’s just once! Everything else will fall into place if you switch it up. I know I know, normal sounds boring, but normal may be your exotic. Give your healthy imagination a rest. There is a depth of above just itchin’ to hook up with you.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21 ~ Knight of Swords
generating ideas, being well-placed, incorporating
LOL. Your continuous bender of keeping on working through lunch from noon until 1p and thereby skipping lunch is marring your progress. F**k it and just stop it! You’re not 5 hours ahead of everyone on Friday. You’re tired and worn. Your days need to become more precious than your evenings. Breakfast is important to your days. Lunch is important to your weekends. You know what I mean. And, don’t work AT lunch, either. Break your day into two shorter days. Your inner sprinter might just start getting more effectively accurate.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19 ~ King of Swords
Blends in seamless communicative synchromesh, healthy and discerning, logical and fair
There is a contrary feel to your card with the stars this week. Stop trying to be the ultimate communicator and stop and listen to yourself BEFORE you speak. Control. You always have to be in control. What’s up with that? I say F**k a bunch of that this week and let go. It’s not like you are actually going to let go and feel into your life. So, while you ignore my advice, please fascinate yourself with a metronome at 120bpm. It oughta kick you into a boredom with inherent structure where you may just find an eyebrow-up-faster-fascination with feel. This will amp your effectiveness with your natural devil in the details.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18 ~ XII The Hanged Man
I give you a place of your own to clearly float fully supported in your mind activating your crown chakra.
Look. You’re always just hanging around and pretty available. That’s why people like you. You ebb as good as you flow. Oops. Problem! Not this week. Stop being the one who is always fine with everything… don’t you notice you are typically fine with everything for long periods until you blow up? Well, others do. Give yourself a good dose of specificity this week. Call it a hassle of a vacation from your norm. You can thank me next week.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20 ~ Page of Swords
curiosity, new developments, zeal
Always the depthful one, you are keeping communication interesting. This week, though, your silences and intensely watery gaze aren’t going to garner the respect that you must be thinking something through like normal. This week, your silences just might be perceived as apathy. Get in there this week. If you don’t, next week you may feel like someone robbed your depths. Step up your communication focus in a new way. Seems to me that you’ll become an electromagnet if you do.
Aries: March 21 – April 19 ~ III The Empress
fresh, nurturing, bringing to life, the Yoniverse from which all emanates
Hey there active Yoniverse from which all else emanates. You have quite the immune chart this week. Keep doing what you’re doing and step it up in ways that are relatively anonymous. Add an inner metronome for philanthropy so no-one knows you are giving more than you are receiving. You have a grand opportunity to spider-web make people shine to catalyze themselves this week. Call it a tithe week while you still do what you normally do. Call it My Week As A Superhero. No need to take off the glasses for anyone. Just enjoy their rockin’ surprise anonymously.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20 ~ 10 of Wands
balanced courage, agility, grace
Look! You are carrying too much and trying to hold it all together this week. BUT! You are prone to being pig-headed this week rather than your normally confident bull-headed. Mind the scale of where you place yourself and are placed. Aim your horns up rather than your truffle-finding snout down. You have almost too much going on this week. Screw the eye of the tiger. Find your own eye of and in the storm and work from that space. It’s all about air traffic control for you this week.
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Happy Mother’s Day From The Empress & Natural Leadership of The Queens
From the Momma Gaia Yoniverse of The Empress from which all emanates as it is carried to full term…
carrying to full term
“I give you a golden glow as you bring your ideas to life. Crayons are a great way to begin using your new Imagination Tool.” ~ Imagination Tool from The Empress. Imagination Primer, page 25.
From The Queen of Wands…
energetic clarity of vision
“I gift you the tool that your vision is blessed and sacred and magical.” ~ Imagination Tool from The Queen of Wands. Imagination Primer, page 147.
From The Queen of Cups…
emotional and intuitive harmony
“I gift you the tool of the wisdom of the ages whether you have learned them or not. I feel that the wisdom of the ages is already natural and present in your emotions. May you always act in accord with the wisdom you feel is best for Your Royal Court.” ~ Imagination Tool from The Queen of Cups. Imagination Primer, page 123.
From The Queen of Pentacles…
perennially exquisite solidity
“I gift you the tool of a vibrant, inner garden for the hearth and home fire in your imagination. May you nourish and tend all the things you value. May you celebrate Your Royal Court as an exquisite place throughout all of your years!” ~ Imagination Tool from The Queen of Pentacles. Imagination Primer, page 98.
From The Queen of Swords…
No bullpoopy. Fit, finish, and polish not recommended. They are required.
“I gift you the tool of the idea to be effective when you present yourself. With this you can stand your ground with positive and confident gestures. I do not move out of the way. Also, when I am clear and direct, people rarely take aim. :-)” ~ Imagination Tool from The Queen of Swords. Imagination Primer, page 174.
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